i love my disgusting, gruesome wife. i love her terrible curves, never the same form as the last time i'm drawn to her silhouette.
i love my eldritch, omnipresent wife because she lives in my head and reminds me what to get at the store. she also tells me who would be an easy kill.
i love my wife because she eats the flowers i get her the first day she has them instead of eating them after they rot like i assume most other girls do.