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*youth pastor voice*
Instead of poppin' off, why not pop onto bible dot com

so uhhh did anyone else notice that dwarf fortress is getting a big steam re-release primarily because the creators need to pay medical bills? fuck america tbh

would anyone like to join me in doing a yell? okay three two one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wait, is it just Knzk's SSL cert that's busted? Get you a LetsEncrypt

I lewd,
I'm cancelled,
I lewd again.
Witness me!

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I think I want to be a stock photography model. Fuck yes I'll put that weird prop on my head. Dress up as various professions. Gaze alternately happily then sadly at a hamburger. Use a shoe as a telephone. Sign me up!

I have finally found it: my aesthetic is people pouring comically large condiments on comically small food

"uni code"? oh you mean a bunch of grad students threw together a shitty application that breaks every five minutes?

Anyone who gets the patter wrong in a parody of Modern Major General deserves to be shamed for a day and have their shitposting privileges revoked for two weeks. And that's just one plank of the platform I'm running on for president of the intertubes.

absolutely cursed image, counterrevolutionary trash, do not open, extreme cognitohazard

As Easter is coming up, I'd like to take a moment to say that bunnies are cute but also huge dickheads. They're rarely docile and cuddly and will absolutely destroy everything you love.

They live 10+ years, cost as much as a dog, and need a lot of time and attention. 75% of rabbits in the UK are neglected and many bought at Easter don't even make it to a year old.

Know what you're getting into, or stick with chocolate.

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The Orbit Mastodon

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