Jason Thibeault @lousycanuck@mastodon.the-orbit.net

MURDER 2: Guilty
MURDER 3: Guilty
MANSLAUGHTER 2: Guilty
BAIL REVOKED

Hey, how do you not, uh, go 1000% all-in on explaining big fights with tons of back story and anxiously await judgment from someone who's a person you like but don't necessarily consider to be an objective juror for that fight, asking for a me

Justice League Queer a) feels like corporate queerwashing and b) I WANT IT

Illegal to not say "big stretch!" when a pet does a big stretch

Finally, freedom

I wonder if while it's down they'll fix the date though

You were expecting a Jojo reference but it was me, Dio!!

Good news, Rush Limbaugh is dead.

Sigh. Switch banned from online services due to homebrew. Happy valentines day to me

I have issued a new decree. Henceforth it is illegal to eat brie without honey

gonna make a AAA team based shooter castleroid roguelike soulslike godgame just to flex on the entire games industry

You know how Final Fantasy pretty much always takes place on another planet, not just a parallel Earth? Doesn't that make things 1000% more dickish that Sephiroth will supernova OUR sun and destroy OUR solar system just to do some damage to three people who are next to him in, presumably, a whole different part of the fucking galaxy? As a regular attack??