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Are... all these people faving and retweeting this pinned post, uh, are they appreciating this... or are they covertly smacking me??

My math-teaching brother's wish is that 2020 is the year everyone learns that "exponential" doesn't mean "very fast" it means "imperceptibly gradual and then suddenly overwhelming".

got distracted with like, 3 other projects, but i’ll try doing all my #monstermarch2020 pictures this week. here’s pic 2, a żmij (serpent/dragon, associated with water)
#mastoart #creativetoots

The real looting has already begun - the rich + corporations are getting bailed out + politicians cashed in their portfolios months ago, only to turn around + lie to the rest of us. Meanwhile, far-Right grifters are pushing their pathetic conspiracies to an ever shrinking crowd.

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Recorded the first hour of my Animal Crossing New Horizons experience for anyone just wanting to see what it's about. I made a t-shirt and caught two fish! And now owe five figures to a capitalist raccoon!

what if 😳😱 we kissed in the froggy chair?? haha jk...... Unless....? 🥺👉👈

ok google, are reptiles with mammaries technically mammals

"Volunteers 3D-Print Unobtainable $11,000 Valve For $1 To Keep Covid-19 Patients Alive; Original Manufacturer Threatens To Sue"

Reminder: We're living in a new age of robber barrons

"...even though the original manufacturer was unable to supply the part, it refused to share the relevant 3D file with Fracassi to help him print the valve. It even went so far as to threaten him for patent infringement if he tried to do so on his own. Since lives were at stake, he went ahead anyway, creating the 3D file from scratch. According to the Metro article, he produced an initial batch of ten, and then 100 more, all for free."

Ya'll? Ya'll. *Ya'll.*
Isabelle Animal Crossing companion mod for classic Doom. Features include tossing Doomguy items, attacking enemies with a hammer or party popper, picking up a shotgun off the floor, etc.

Over on birdsite, a QAnon rumor about Oprah is gone viral. Yes, it's the usual "sex traffic ring" nonsense, but this time with Coronavirus supposedly being cover for all the secret arrests of the People That Conservatives Hate. I am so glad to not be on that server on anything like a regular basis any more.

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Today, I have spotted in the wild a new and novel joke about COVID19, bringing the total of original jokes to 8

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The Orbit Mastodon

This is an instance for people who find Nazis more offensive than nipples. Queer friendly, trans friendly, fine with tagged nudity, will block harassing instances without hesitation.