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The Jason Bingo, go ham you folks

[is a nerd] [is cute]
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pleeeeease stop referring to hypothetical software developers as "he" by default. if you quickly add "or she" afterwards you're still on my shitlist. we have a perfectly serviceable generic singular pronoun, "they" - use it

This past week I've been the IT guy for a big bouncy castle hire company, a children's nursery, a lab and a laser cutting company. If I ever feel like attaching lasers to children and bouncing them off to places using science I know who to contact

Not wanting to deal with the constant stream of shit, insecurity and hostility that comes from bigots is not a free speech issue, no matter how much they cry about it.

No one is obligated to listen your hate, intolerance and dickheadedness.

There are consequences to acting like a straight up asshole all the time. Stop crying and grow up.

*thinks about all the cute enbies I know*
*is still hesitant to call myself queer*

"Zucks and Musky"—two goofy cartoon character comic villains modelled after the techbros who are actively destroying the world

Going to make a filter to replace the words "Hatsune Miku" with "Theresa May" and go visit some shitty channer boards for a lol or three

Jeff Bezos is the closest thing we have to an IRL Bond villain, where Elon musk is an old school Batman villain who desperately WANTS to be a Bond villain

If you’re asexual, please become a lawyer. Please I’m begging you. Please be an ace attorney. Please.

hey everybody, check out this SICK masto don feature. if you dm your credit card number, billing zip code, and the 3 number's on the back to @HYPERLINK, you recieve a FREE message that says "Thanks"

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The Orbit Mastodon

This is an instance for people who find Nazis more offensive than nipples. Queer friendly, trans friendly, fine with tagged nudity, will block harassing instances without hesitation.