skee-lo: I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
me: okay, I'm with you
skee-lo: I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
me: sure, makes sense
skee-lo: I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat, and 64 impala
me: ,I, guess?
skee-lo: I wish I was like 6'9"
me: you lost me, skee-lo, that's too tall. you'll hit your head on door frames
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Remember when KJU called Trump a "dotard" and every single donut dem and liberal squealed with Glee at learning a new word that sounds like the R slur they can use without feeling problematic
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some cleverdick is trying to use sarcasm on me and i'm just nodding in agreement with what he says in irony and i'm having the time of my life
i love my disgusting, gruesome wife. i love her terrible curves, never the same form as the last time i'm drawn to her silhouette.
i love my eldritch, omnipresent wife because she lives in my head and reminds me what to get at the store. she also tells me who would be an easy kill.
i love my wife because she eats the flowers i get her the first day she has them instead of eating them after they rot like i assume most other girls do.
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