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I will not let people deflect a compliment. Like no, you will damn well accept that you're awesome and cute, if it's the last thing I do

About me: just misread "Infinity Gauntlet" as "Infinity Gusset"

skee-lo: I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
me: okay, I'm with you
skee-lo: I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
me: sure, makes sense
skee-lo: I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat, and 64 impala
me: ,I, guess?
skee-lo: I wish I was like 6'9"
me: you lost me, skee-lo, that's too tall. you'll hit your head on door frames

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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Gorilla £800
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

The only thing I have to prove is that I love my 800lb curvy gorilla

I'm only a 245 lb gorilla no matter how many protein shakes I drink, someone please help


Bird Site, screenshots, a good time Show more

definitive ranking of creatures that move by hopping

- rabbits
- kangaroos
- tiggers
- anything else i forgot about
- crickets

This is what users do when you create an intuitive UI.

this seems like a good time to drop another reminder that a windows registry file is called a hive because someone on the windows team had a fear of bees and the person developing the registry was being a jerk

i love this planet and her curvy body. as a teenager, i was often teased by my friends for my attraction to planets on the thicker side, ones who were three oblong and spheroid, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as “round” or even “globe.” then, as i became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as astronomy and how the media marginalizes planets by portraying a very narrow and specific standard of beauty (flat, two dimensional, distorted for the aid of navigation)

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The Orbit Mastodon

This is an instance for people who find Nazis more offensive than nipples. Queer friendly, trans friendly, fine with tagged nudity, will block harassing instances without hesitation.