@Nezchan The counteroffer being "all the commie blood they could drink if they joined the Americans"

@ben Copilot is trying.

I don't mean that in the "it's putting in effort" way though.

I'm glad the other three people in the Bezos Dick Rocket survived, but I'm sad about the cost of their survival

How the fuck does one afford that much fireworks in this economy, unless they're the rich that we should be eating?

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I can't remember the last day there hasn't been audible fireworks from my home, but I can virtually guarantee it was before June. Two doors down from me, one of my neighbors must have set off at least three or four grand of fireworks over the last week alone.

re: weed 

@ben @Elizafox I should have written Alex Trebek to ask him before he died, since he loved the Potent Potables category so much

@SerenaBeancatte They ask when games will have its Citizen Kane and I say this is it

@PublicChaffinch People like this genuinely make me despair at the state of humanity. How could you be so good at rationalizing to yourself something with zero corollary evidence, and so fucking blatant about prejudice, and think that's how you should spend your time online, is showing off both those traits to all and sundry?

@healyn Yeah, she's literally making money off of Bezos' diamond mine, but she's also building a ton of goodwill by doing that bare minimum level of donation that Bezos chooses not to do every single day. She's not a hero, but she's also showing just how fucking evil every other oligarch is.

Jeff Bezos' ex, MacKenzie Scott, is giving the game away right now. She gave $2.7B away this year so far, and the National Review is trying to take her down with this shit?

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@healyn Despite giving away more money than anyone else, her net worth went from 28 bil to 60 bil in the same year. Soooooo uhhhhhh

Food shitpost 

@masklayer Mayo mixed with seasoned salt

I SAID WHAT I SAID

@ben it's a myth that I have to-a tell you that, there's-a no law that says so

How are we on a timeline where aging, tired nerds with broken bodies are fighting side by side with juggalos and furries and leather daddies against literal fascism?

the most classic move for a philosopher is to have the central concept of their work be mentioned exactly 2 times in a 500 page book and never fully explained

cucked analytic philosopher: you can't just invent new terms without rigorously defining them... ur arguments can't be examined for logical validity... please.....

alpha continental philosopher: i will develop an entire new branch of metaphysics based on this french pun

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