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I am 100% trying to be supportive and not sarcastic as much as humanly possible and if there's ever any ambiguity please smack me because my calibrations might be misaligned. People-ing is hard!!

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I'm Jason. I've done about a billion tours in the Great Internet Keyboard Wars, blogging in various places, starting out supporting atheism but realizing the atheist and skeptic communities were rife with racist, sexist, anti-trans bullshit. So I fought those folks instead.

I'm a cishetwhitedude. Mostly. I think I'm a teensy bit gay. I'm also Officially An Old. I have an anxiety disorder. And I'm pretty sure you're just humouring me if you fave my stuff.

HI!

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Hi people on this Mastodon server!

On This Node We:
- mark NSFW stuff as sensitive
- use content-warnings
- try to be our best selves <3

ahahaha, leftists, on the contrary, LGBT+ rich billionaires should actually pollute MORE, because i, an intelligent person,

why did it take me so long to realize that "Mm.. food" is an anagram of "MF DOOM". what the fuck.

Look at this dang turtle my coworker found in our parking lot

US Senator Dick Smegma (R): "are you or have you ever been hornt"
Me: "I cannot recall"
Sen: "I remind you that you are under oath"

uspol, Nate Silver Show more

single: ❌
in a relationship w/ the moon: β˜‘οΈ

~ did you know ~

in canada, you don't have to vote for one of two parties -- there are left wing parties, too!

Notre Dame, billionaires' charity Show more

bisexuality is when you like girls and want to smooch them
and enbys too
(and maybe, maybe, very rarely, a boy)

if you're the electrician who burned down notre dame de paris, here is a suggestion: what you wanna do is keep that secret until you're in bed at some point like ten years from now, right, then whisper it in your partner's ear to push em over the edge when they get close. that's a free tip from your grandma apples, you can have that one

Protect your schedule, including the empty time.

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WPMU Dev mailing list: "My bounce rate makes all the boys leave the yard"
Me, sadly: "same"

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The Orbit Mastodon

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