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I am 100% trying to be supportive and not sarcastic as much as humanly possible and if there's ever any ambiguity please smack me because my calibrations might be misaligned. People-ing is hard!!

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I'm Jason. I've done about a billion tours in the Great Internet Keyboard Wars, blogging in various places, starting out supporting atheism but realizing the atheist and skeptic communities were rife with racist, sexist, anti-trans bullshit. So I fought those folks instead.

I'm a cishetwhitedude. Mostly. I think I'm a teensy bit gay. I'm also Officially An Old. I have an anxiety disorder. And I'm pretty sure you're just humouring me if you fave my stuff.

HI!

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Hi people on this Mastodon server!

On This Node We:
- mark NSFW stuff as sensitive
- use content-warnings
- try to be our best selves <3

Justice League Queer a) feels like corporate queerwashing and b) I WANT IT

Illegal to not say "big stretch!" when a pet does a big stretch

Finally, freedom

I wonder if while it's down they'll fix the date though

Sigh. Switch banned from online services due to homebrew. Happy valentines day to me

ah, yes, the Belmont family motto: when a problem comes along, you must whip it

I have issued a new decree. Henceforth it is illegal to eat brie without honey

Kiddo was playing Bioshock and said "no gods no masters" was a cool slogan. I had to grin and say yes, they stole it. Damn Murray Rothbard

gonna make a AAA team based shooter castleroid roguelike soulslike godgame just to flex on the entire games industry

You know how Final Fantasy pretty much always takes place on another planet, not just a parallel Earth? Doesn't that make things 1000% more dickish that Sephiroth will supernova OUR sun and destroy OUR solar system just to do some damage to three people who are next to him in, presumably, a whole different part of the fucking galaxy? As a regular attack??

I did a thing about music, and my efforts to make it in LMMS, if, uh, people are interested? youtube.com/watch?v=L9Gl9BvZNz

one of the best owns ever was the World Wildlife Fund forcing vince mcmahon to change his shit to the WWE

I did an hour plus video on how much I've learned so far on LMMS and it wasn't recording the whole time so basically that whole time I just muttered to myself like a goober. I'm... uh... calling it a dry run. Yeah. That's it. Sure.

It's amazing that over 99% of all takes on the stock short squeeze are incorrect. I wish I could short the marketplace of ideas.

just started work on my newest novel, first line is: "Jimothy was short GameStop, and boy, was he short in a bad way"

I think it's great, but looking for constructive criticism!!!

new type of guy: invents all types of guys who do not invent themselves

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